Omigod me doggit's gonna have masculinity issues!!

Omigod me doggit's gonna have masculinity issues!!

Something to ponder over the weekend...

I'm gettin' me doggit's nads scooped out on Monday. My adorable 5-month-old chocolate labrador - Madra [pronounced 'modra', Gaeilge/Irish for 'dog', you'll hear about him a LOT!] - in fact. The right thing to do of course, but the question is, will he despise me [in the short term - probably!], or do you think he's not as, ahem, attached to 'his manhood' in the way a 'hu-MAN' is... Hmmm...

What should I expect - other than MORE than usual 'puppy dog' looks [from under the bucket on his head!] to guilt me out? Any doggit-owners out there with some advice? Ah sure, I'll just spoil him rotten [yeah, cos that'd be a huge change!]...

Sad thing is, he's still 'pissing like a girl' too 'cos he's not socialised w enough 'other boy dogs' y'know, and I sure as hell ain't gonna get down and 'cock me leg' to show him how!

Omigod he's gonna be a transexual!!

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